Category: Dating and Relationships
This is to officially announce that one “Guillermo” and one “I Am the Urge of the Flesh” have decided to hook up. He is so totally my man now so all you bitches…Back the fuck up.
In other news…One “ERoS” and one “I Am the Urge of the Flesh” have become one in the beautiful union called marriage. And no…Sex most definitely does not stop once you get hitched! Not if you marriage a horney bitch like me, right Eros?
ok, so you're with both of G and Eros? This rather confuses me... and, yes. Hooked and hitched sounds interesting.
Yeah, I would have to say that this isn't a conventional marriage. But hey, we're not in the nineties or anything like that. If she can see other men, then so can I. Just as long as she doesn't take them from me. Wait a minute, only if she agrees to share. But yeah, she's my baby, I'll satisfy her urge.
You'd deff share me with Eros though...
well i gues i have heard it allnow --- hehhehe YOU GO GIRL...
gramps
Although I don't know him, it would sure be interesting! Give a whole new meaning to blind dating. But what if he doesn't agree? Just remember who satisfies you on a daily basis. Now assume your position.
He probably would not agree but you know he’s hot and you know that I am all up in his ways and so maybe I can do a little something something. *Wink*
Assuming my position now,
G-man, if she doesn't let you see other men, you could always use a carret.
hello there this is musicaljeremy here, well I think this is interesting. maybe an open relationship would b cool, where you could see two different men at different times. but treat them both with respect, and make sure you still have a good satisfying time. My girl friend thinks personally the open relationship thing is nuts, but the sex part I'm sure she'd agree with.
thank you for listening.
Nef, if he is that desperate, you could always strap a nice, long, something something between your and his assholes, simulating nice homosex.
Nef, as far as Eros goes, let's just say that I can convince anyone to try anything once. They usually end up liking it even though they won't admit to it. If you can convince him, more power to you. I want our little trio to work.
My Latino Hot Stuff needs more than a measly carrot…In other words…You soooooooooooo don’t have a chance with him John.
I will deff work on our Greek delight!
Time for some loob.
Oh yes, I can always go for some gree food. Maybe something served on a Greek chest.
A carrot, erm? I think G wants the real deal, not some vegggie substitute that can't produce the stuff he needs. I mean come on now? How can a carrot possibly stimulate someone?
That's all I'm saying...
True, guess you have a point, Kirkirkir... I was about to say he should go for the shlong, instead of stopping at the chest though.
MMM. And what a Greek chest it is,
And what a shlawng it is,
I'm all sad and disappointed now. I'm totally left out of all this..I mean can't I be included in all this too so you know..I can be another man. Come on surely both of them won't mind, or maybe they won't know, because you know, what they don't know won't hurt them, but anyway, you said seeing other men, so come on, you know I need to be one of them!
ok I have just read all of the threads in this board, and I find it disturbing. After all Guillermo is betraying the legacy of the man cock! I mean he likes the man cock, but he is walking the line and tasting the fur burger. It is so nasty. Hated it hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it. This can't be allowed to happen. Guillermo, before I allow this, i will chop off your cock. The gay community can't allow one of it's members to go over to the dark side. I shall send loads of phoenix love your way and try to help you.! I summon the power of gay! Gay energies of the galaxy I emplore you to here my call! Please help us now! Power of love, power of gay, power of phoenix unite! we need help with one of our people now!
Mmm. I'd have to run it by Eros and Guiermo, Vanja. But believe me -- whore that I am -- I'd (In the words of the oh so loveable Aaron) lllooovvveee it!
Aaron!!! It's soooooo not the dark side as much as it is the Nefertiti side. You want a try? Maybe you'll come over too...
that is so nasty. Nef I love you dearly but i can't do this. I just can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't. it is so horrible. Guillermo I am aiming my wand and casting a severing charm on your penis. But I have put neff neff in a deep sleep until you decide to come back to the side of light. I just can't allow this to happen. I just can't. I am in shock!
ok gang, I have just learned some interesting facts about this new relationship. Due to the new facts that have come to light, I fully support the cuppling between the two mentioned people here. After all Nef is a good girl, and I know that before I fuck guillermo, he will make sure to clean all traces of woman off his body. so for now I shall go with this. She is his protector from forces unknown at this time. So keep being his patronis! expecto patronum!
Oh Aaron it means a lot to Nef and I that you would give your blessing to this union. We promise to make you the godfather of our first born.
Yay for AARON! Just for that fantastic endorsement, I'll reframe from being hurt by your let down of my essence. You have said that I could very well be one of “thee ones” who would be allowed an attempt at making you strait and I take great pride in that…LLLOOOVVVEEE It!
awe you guys are so sweet, I totally except this responsibility and will treasure your child just as if it were my own. Awe hurry up and have a child. I want to spoil a cute little bundle of joy.
Oh Nef, you can make me straight anytime. all I need to do is listen to that sound you created for me, and well, I just get all excited. So in fact, I want to join eros, guillermo and you. that would be so cute! grin
Happy love life to you people.
Awwwwwwww. TQOR&B...Thanks so much. We will!
I'm disturbed and.... in over my head. I'm back to the other less confusing aspects of this site.. Err. maybe in wakefullness it'll seem less awful
Neff, just remember. You got me to post to this thing earlier today, remember, I am in your will now.
Nage, sweetie,
It's all good. No need to be frightened. We are just a bunch of very open minded individuals that enjoy having a good time.
john? Go fuck yourself.
This is, well, interesting. I do find Eros' voice quite yummy, so good on you both i guess.
Shawn
Okay I can do that. LOL
Umm can I share G and E with you? Ohh and could think of at least one other that sounds er yummy wont mention any names though. Devious grin.
Believe me Shawn...Eros is quite quite yummy...I'm a lucky girl.
John? If you can find it...Be my guest and play with it
Oh yeah? Do I share the same interest with you in this person's voice?
Though I must say...It's all about my Eros...And my Guiermo of course.
OH I can find it allrighty
I agree with your E choice Have seen him and he's muy caliente and that G haven't seen him but sounds bien tambien
nef if i did not have a wife i wood be after you in your sexy voice.
ERoS and Guillermo wood not have a chance loves and hugs jamie
john, use the tweasers to find your c***
Shawn
Is that right, Jamie? You'd really have to try at my love for Eros. But be my guest! I'm game.
ummmmm, y'all're crazy...i'll leave it at that...
Thank you thank you.
hmm. Well this is all very interesting. I'm slightly disappointed but happy for the three of you. So conflicting feelings. lol But just as long as I'm included in your sexcupades, then its all good! lol You know you want this sexyness Neff. haha And that's all I have to say about that.
I really really, really. really! Really Really, Really. Really! REALLY REALLY, REALLY. REALLY! hope you are all joking. If that's not the case then I find this offensive, disturbing and even frightening. I don't care if you're in a heterosexual relationship or a homosexual relationship, you should only have one partner. I have nothing against bisexuals, however I despise those who use bisexuality as an excuse to have multiple partners in a relationship, whether it is a serious dating and living arrangement or a marriage. You can never truly love, respect, honor and charish your partner if they aren't the only one. If you're all kidding around, then I say, the more power to you. After all, randomness is the spice of life, but this really would upset my mental emotional tranquility for the next several days if this is in ernist.
Oh, this truly is real. You have heard of bisexual. But, Nefertiti, the hottest woman alive is tri sexual. She will try just about anything. Scratch that, not just about anything. I meant anything. We are starting an advertising campaign.
The slogan is: Nefertiti, changing the world one orgasm at a time.
To have such a sense of adventure and love of people, all people, all horny people, is what this world needs. She will change it from a peace P E A C E prize to a piece P I E C E prize.
She is sending out a message to all you other bitches out there, to step up and love.
Guillermo, you have a full time job ahead of you. Nef seems like a handfull.
You've heard the saying: Once you go black, you never go back. Well, here's one you may not know. Once you've heard Nef, you'd might as well go deaf. Cause there aint nothing in this world that your ears will want to hear again.
As for you, Eros, Don't let this one slip away. You won't find another quite like her. I've been on earth a lot longer than all of you and I've never seen such a piece of work. For the lucky one to have her affections, there is no more valuable treasure. You are the richest person on earth.
New York is your museum. You are the main attraction.
Why in the hell do you think that the buildings are so damn tall? They all have hard ons because Nefertiti is in town. Take her away and the skyline will look like the farm land in Idaho. I'm out of here. Nef, keep being you.
Peace
That is really disturbing. That goes beyond sexual openness and boarders on obsession and unhealthy behavior.
thom3of5: Rofl! That was great! Hell, who am I kidding? This hole topic is great. Forgetting for the moment...Aaron's betrayal of his love oath to me by lying with the demon spawn of the opposite sex. Aaron, sweety, once you've taken the oath; once you've signed the hallowed pledge with your delicious man seed, you are bound by gay law not even to think in passing of the fur burger!
And, Miss Heather:
thou shalt neither castigate nor disdain this coupling for the sole, impure purpose of pining for inclusion therein. I'm sure Nef would love to attempt fornication with one of your many instruments.
I read the first couple posts in this topic and then skipped down to the last few. I have no desire to read the rest. All I have to say is Thom, ROFL! I'll never be able to keep a straight face again when in the midst of tall buildings.
*laughs* You go Nef! lol And Thom? Your post was priceless! Once you hear Nef, you might as well go deaf? Great line! hehehehehe Aaron's initial posts here were quite amusing as well but fur burger? *shutters* I never thought of it that way but yeah. hehehehe I too think eros sounds quite hott but I am bound by love not to say anything more. hehe. lol And Guillermo sounds a bit like Ather but I must say I like Ather's voice better. *grins* lol But It's all good. Keep the lust alive, Nef!!! heheheheh
Michelle
LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle?
Lighten up. I'll leave it at that for fear of being quite derogatory.
Lol, Jim. I loved it.
buckeye fan?
Um...Not sure what to say to you other than...Thanks for posting? Yeah...
M?
Lol. I know you think I'm hot so get off it. It's not just about Eros though he is quite a piece himself. Such a man, mmm.
Thom!
Not even sure how to reply to your post, I'm honored frankly. The fact that you would think such things of me makes me want to cry. You are truely awesome because although all these individuals may think you joking...I know the truth and I love you for it. *Hugs*
Mallory baby! You are about the only chick I'd share my Eros with. Consider yourself lucky. He's quite the...Cant' even begin to explain to you all. Cant' even put it into words my damn self. It's just one of those things you know/feel and attempting to put it into words would just lessen the experience. But yeah...You'd deff be one of a very select few that I'd try something bi with. Cant' promise that I'd like it though...
No No No this is all wrong. I really feel baddly for the gay comunity losing 2 studs, so I'm reporting that the Oprah! She'll know just what to do.
Nef, my beautiful, sexalicious nef,
first off, congrats on G and definite props, thumbs up and all other kinds of festive gestures for getting hitched with Eros...if i weren't taken and if Eros wasn't married to my dear friend, oy...yeah, i'd go after that!
I must say that anytime you and your mantourage need a fourth, please, by all means, sign me up!
just wow... sexy nef and mm aaron headed toward the fur burger... well you spiffy delicious man...
Oy, how real does this thing actually sound? Kat thought the intire thing was so serious, it got me to wondering... I suspect most view it as all good, a huge joke, and no harm done. Had to explain how this thing came up that faithful night on VT...
Danielle? You may join us anytime.
Candy. MMM. You think me sexy. Well you'll have to triple that sexyness now. MMM. My delisioso agapi mou.
John? I've been made aware that a few persons have thought this board to be real. It's not in that I'm not with Guiermo and not yet married to Eros. But...Well...Qien sabe.
Well, I really doan wanna know. To each his own, or her own, or their own, or whatever, but if anyone tries anything improper with any of my instruments I'll kill them and then get the ASPCI, American Society for the Provention of Cruelty to Instruments to back me up in court. rofl
Uh....? Just wow....! A little late on this one...but, uh....interesting...all i have to say. Rofl!
Many thanks to you, Cumbiambera, for resurrecting this topic. I'd never seen it before and thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
Too bad most of the people involved in bringing this beautiful thing to us no longer come onto the Zone.
Just... fuckin' roflmfao!
Namaste,
Becky
Lmao that's why I did it!
lol Ashley, I didn't even realize it was you! Everybody's changing their usernames on me! Haha!
Lmao!
i got to post 24? i know i am a third of the way threw! i am sat/laid here what the fuck is this???
lol amusing i suppose lol i read the whole lot now, was so intreagued to the fucked up nature lol.
omg those were the days! :p Go visit my warning topic that's buried in all this mess and you will never be the same again. heheheeheheh
christ all i can say is wow!
Oh my god! I loved it. What great entertainment. mmm yum. The best of it all. I love the idea of a 3 person relationship. I'd love to be involved with another couple.
Wow
that's really all i have to say lol
and i get called a player for talking to more than one girl at once, not even sexually :p but such is life...